There was a man named Panchito. He was told as a child that Big is Sacred. So for many years he walked with a ruler to measure things, the cost, and all that his neighbors possessed. Panchito measured all his anatomy and compared his jewels with the kingdoms of other men. He married the woman of his standard after humiliating many former girlfriends as he, with their low self-esteemed consents, was allowed to measure their physical attributes. He sacrificed his way to 'success' on the ladder of 'how much do you make?'. His rest and contentment was always disrupted when he heard of anyone who had acquired something bigger and better. One mega- miraculous day Panchito gave his heart at the altar call of a famous televangelist who was visiting the brand new expensive stadium of his world reknown town. He went on to attend the very best seminary as he was sure he could reach more souls for God than anyone in church history. One morning he woke up to find that his ruler was missing. Panchito was useless without his ruler. Obsessed he went on an exhaustive quest to find his ruler. How could he function without his God-given envy? What or who would now be his ruler?
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I hope that Panchito finds out that being little is pretty close to sacred.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for more!!!!